May 2013
34 posts
Sibling Debauchery - @Melody
Melody was sitting cross-legged on her bed, stroking her bong while Ke$ha played heavily in the background of her bedroom, it was her party music. She’d been hiding her bong along with all of her spliffs under her bed, so daddy wouldn’t be able to find it. She tossed a beer at her brother, as she pulled the bag of weed out of the drawer in her desk. She had a kettle of water sitting next to her,...
Sibling Debauchery - @Melody
The Oliver siblings were itching to indulge in the usual teenage shenanigans. However, thanks to the recent adoption of their cousin James, the straightlaced JJ was on an anti-drug and partying crusade. They had to be good role models now that there was a new baby in the family, yada yada yada.
So when the dads took James to visit Grandpa Walter, the stir-crazy teens couldn’t help but take...
atticus—fitch:
garrett-oliver:
Blake is their nephew by marriage, why doesn’t he get the same treatment?
*sighs* I am not going to argue this with you, Garrett.
What a fucking surprise. I call you out on your shit and you take a runner. Whatever. Your opinions haven’t changed my mind about Blake then and they certainly as fuck won’t now.
We’ve been friends with the Fitch-Campbell’s for a long time, alright? I couldn’t do anything to jeopardize our friendship with them.
Blake is their nephew by marriage, why doesn’t he get the same treatment?
A Potentially Awkward Double Date - @Barrett and...
Oi, I at least left his pants on! A-and I was fully clothed, thank you very much! Atticus rolled his eyes, he knew Connor had dealt with more than this, so this was nothing. He was going to kill Connor if he made this any fucking worse. “You fucking vagina, shut up!” he hissed.
Blake smirked, Garrett obviously didn’t find this amusing in the slightest, though to to bad for him, he absolutely...
A Potentially Awkward Double Date - @Barrett and...
I wonder if anything tops the time he stripped Atti. Atticus was mentally picturing the knives stashed in his bottom drawer, he knew that Connor needed to start taking him seriously. He moved forward and grabbed Connor’s wrist tightly, “Don’t. You. Dare. Don’t you fucking dare tell him that, otherwise you’ll be getting a hell of a lot of punishment tonight, and not the good kind.”
Blake was...
A Potentially Awkward Double Date - @Barrett and...
Blake didn’t think twice at the ghost comment. Garrett seems a little freaked out though, Blake didn’t get it but he wouldn’t question it. He figured that it would be best not to cause any issues, at least not with Connor, Atticus on the other hand though was a completely different story. Him and Atticus hated each other. “Oh I’m sure there’s plenty of stories of stories that Atticus has to...
A Potentially Awkward Double Date - @Barrett and...
The two other boys finally see the pair of dark haired boys in the back of the restaurant. It was strange knowing that he actually had never stood a chance with Atticus, though he had found Garrett now. Unfortunately though it ended with Blake and Atticus hating each other. “Nice to finally meet you Connor.”
Atticus groans when he turns and sees Blake. It was worse then he thought it was going...
A Potentially Awkward Double Date - @Barrett and...
Blake smiles at Garrett. He had sort of loved the fact that Atticus had chosen this place. Though, it wasn’t like he was going to try to annoy Atticus any less even with the location. Blake knew he had this whole part of him that was just like his dad, and this proved it. Blake helps Garrett get out of the car, smiling at the familiar sight. “Well good on Atticus for choosing this place.” He...
A Potentially Awkward Double Date - @Barrett and...
Blake grins. This is to be sure to annoy the fuck out of Atticus, only reason I’m really doing this. “Well hopefully you’re dear dads are ready to spend some time babysitting. Though, I need to remind you that there is absolutely nothing hotter that a person with daddy issues, and your current ones are really turning me on.” Blake smirks, this is probably what happens when you have the...
A Potentially Awkward Double Date - @Barrett and...
He should have known that the chance of a quickie was implausible. The father from hell had roped the two of them into babysitting, while unfortunately the two headed monster know as Malerie were able to do whatever the fuck they wanted. Though Blake does know Atticus well, so he should have known how he’d react if they were late. “Fine. You win, guess I’ll just have to rock your world tonight,...
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A Potentially Awkward Double Date - @Barrett and...
Blake nuzzled up to Garrett’s neck as he walked into the car. Once they got in, he pressed his lips hard against Garrett’s mouth, his tongue sliding in. “There that’s better, now that we’re away from your dad. Now we can head to restaurant, unless you’re in the mood for a quickie.” Blake said with a wink. He was only semi serious, though he hadn’t had a chance for any sorts of sex in awhile...
No classes tomorrow, thank god.
melodyrose-oliver:
Will probably be spending the day on a major A level study session.
Who are you and what have you done with my sister?
A Potentially Awkward Double Date - @Barrett and...
Don’t wait up for me. Blake grins as he hears the moan. He was just milking everything due to the text that Garrett showed him that revealed that Atticus described him as “Barney Stinson-esque”, well now Atticus was going to realize just how much he should have never said that. “Now let’s see if Atticus actually took my advice, I texted him telling him to suit up before the date.” Blake said...
A Potentially Awkward Double Date - @Barrett and...
Blake isn’t quite sure exactly why he decided suddenly that he was going to show up dressed in a suit, maybe he’s been watching way to much How I Met Your Mother, after all him and Garrett had decided to marathon it while babysitting James last night. After the date he was going to bring Garrett to his house, since he had a gift for him and hoping for another night of beautiful sexy times....
A Potentially Awkward Double Date - @Barrett and...
Garrett isn’t sure why Connor is so insistent on him and Atticus mending their continuing rift. Truthfully, Garrett really doesn’t know anything about him. Atti consistently kept his gang life away separate from his normal life, which included Connor apparently. But the Oliver supposes he should be thankful. He misses Atti so much, but it’s difficult trying to maintain any...
Text @Blake
Garrett: So Connor has apparently been bugging Atti for a double date with us. Is that something you could willingly go to without me begging and pleading?
Blake: Fine I'll go, just make sure no spin the bottle is involved.
Garrett: Trust me, you will be sexiled faster than you can say "blue balls" if that incident happens again. -_- Do I actually have to lay down some ground rules to make sure you don't start anything with him?
Blake: Don't worry, I'll be there, in a suit :D
Garrett: ...oh my god, Atticus is right. I'm dating Barney Stinson.
Text @Blake
Garrett: So Connor has apparently been bugging Atti for a double date with us. Is that something you could willingly go to without me begging and pleading?
Blake: Fine I'll go, just make sure no spin the bottle is involved.
Garrett: Trust me, you will be sexiled faster than you can say "blue balls" if that incident happens again. -_- Do I actually have to lay down some ground rules to make sure you don't start anything with him?
Text @Blake
Garrett: So Connor has apparently been bugging Atti for a double date with us. Is that something you could willingly go to without me begging and pleading?
@Garrett
Atticus: Um... so Connor's been begging for a double date... and also seems to be begging the two of us to hang out again... so, um you think that you and your Barney Stinson-esque boyfriend might be open to the idea.
Garrett: Oh? That's...really nice of him. Yeah, I think I can convince him to go. Can I trust you two not to start another fist fight?
April 2013
16 posts
Babysitting - @Garrett
blake-fuckin-mcclair:
Garrett had gotten a hold of Blake a few days ago, and the boy had been a bit of a mess since he was afraid his parents had replaced him ever since they had taken in his young cousin James. He had figured that he’d pay Garrett a bit of a surprise visit, just to calm him down a little. He knew that Garrett truly would never have to worry about being replaced by him, after...
@Garrett
Melody: THEY'RE REPLACING USSSSSSSSSS
Garrett: What do you mean us? Let's face it, you're the golden child in this family. The only one at risk for being replaced is me.
Melody: Oh please, they stopped loving me after you were born.
Garrett: *scoffs* Dad and I have been at each other's throats for like 8 years now. Everything you do is right and everything I do is wrong in his eyes. And with any luck, James will be the male version of you, making me the invisible Oliver once again.
Melody: Yeah right ever since you were born dad is to busy fighting with you to love me anymore.
Garrett: A good deal of those fights start off with, "Why can't you be more like Melody?" The blonde bastard can't even be pissed to remember I want to be a writer, not the successor to the Oliver-Augustine Broadway dynasty.
@Garrett
Melody: THEY'RE REPLACING USSSSSSSSSS
Garrett: What do you mean us? Let's face it, you're the golden child in this family. The only one at risk for being replaced is me.
Melody: Oh please, they stopped loving me after you were born.
Garrett: *scoffs* Dad and I have been at each other's throats for like 8 years now. Everything you do is right and everything I do is wrong in his eyes. And with any luck, James will be the male version of you, making me the invisible Oliver once again.
@Garrett
Melody: THEY'RE REPLACING USSSSSSSSSS
Garrett: What do you mean us? Let's face it, you're the golden child in this family. The only one at risk for being replaced is me.
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@Garrett
Maxxie: Honey. Can we talk? I've got some news.
Garrett: You're actually going to let us do songs in Glee that weren't written by bloody Sondheim for once?
Maxxie: No... Aunt Nellie passed away, and due to the fact that that good for nothing bloody baby daddy of hers doesn't give two fucks about his own family and is an abusive drunkard, we're his automatic guardians.
Garrett: A-aunt Nellie? H-how?
Garrett: Not trying to speak ill of the dead, but Jesus Christ on a spike, what's with the women in this family going for prickfucks?
Garrett: ...automatic...James is living with us?
Maxxie: I know sweetie. It was a car crash.
Maxxie: And I'm wondering the same. Probably explains why Mels is a lesbian, though Dad was a decent enough guy so I guess mom picked well Jewish god/Doctor Who/Flying Spaghetti Monster/any other fucking entity rest her soul.
Maxxie: Yeah, you've got a new baby brother, and I'm going to need you to help take care of him, since god knows Princess Melody won't be much help.
Garrett: You skipped over Danny, but he probably is why Melody ended up with Valerie. *snorts* Grandpa is the coolest guy ever, you just hate admitting it.
Garrett: ...I can't tell if you're mocking me or being honest with that rest your soul bit.
Garrett: ...ah...yeah...right...
@Garrett
Maxxie: Honey. Can we talk? I've got some news.
Garrett: You're actually going to let us do songs in Glee that weren't written by bloody Sondheim for once?
Maxxie: No... Aunt Nellie passed away, and due to the fact that that good for nothing bloody baby daddy of hers doesn't give two fucks about his own family and is an abusive drunkard, we're his automatic guardians.
Garrett: A-aunt Nellie? H-how?
Garrett: Not trying to speak ill of the dead, but Jesus Christ on a spike, what's with the women in this family going for prickfucks?
Garrett: ...automatic...James is living with us?
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@Garrett
Maxxie: Honey. Can we talk? I've got some news.
Garrett: You're actually going to let us do songs in Glee that weren't written by bloody Sondheim for once?
Paris Is For Lovers - @Blake
blake-fuckin-mcclair:
Blake was used to the beauty of the house. Still though he loved it here, it felt more like home then anywhere else did. Are you trying to get me into or out of the mood? Blake smiles at Garrett, his lips trailing down to his neck. Last thing I need in my head is your brother making Adam his bitch… I nearly forgot, You haven’t seen the new ink. But I’m not telling you where...
Abnormal Mother-Son Bonding - @Aimee
aimee-augustine:
He’s constantly up my arse about me being a troublemaker. Aimee looked with a raise of her eyebrow, that was a mistake. “Maxibon isn’t perfect Garrebear of course he used to do it, he was a kid once after all, he just doesn’t want you to be a useless fuck up like him, he’s really not that bad, besides he quit a long time ago, like after he started dating JJ. He’s not going to be...
